"No fair! She's already hooked up to a dialysis machine."
Young AND Gangsta at heart.
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Your grandma is so cool, mine barely understands how to work a gravity bong.
An educational public service announcement to prepare you and your grandmother for the 2009 digital switch.
Women in Iran can live up to 120 years, so long as their husbands say so.
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This is the biggest stretch the phrase "peer pressure" has ever known.
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2 months ago
Worst celebrity impersonator ever.
Dumbest woman ever
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COWABUNGA!
The Onion: Hummingbird Back At Feeder Again, Grandmother Reports
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Some people might think it would be easier just to get a fake ID, but my elaborate old lady costume works just fine.
The difference between men and women.
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"No, it definitely has nothing to do with my vigorous calisthenics routine or high beet-juice diet."
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3 months ago
It's amazing how Paper Planes by MIA syncs up perfectly with their Vietnam flashbacks.
"This is the license plate holder of a little old lady I was driving behind." She meant an actual mule.
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5 months ago
"This man was in the drive-thru at a tobacco store on a riding lawn mower, towing what appeared to be his mother in a rocking chair and a night gown. It's a miracle I was able to capture this on film."
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5 months ago
Myrtle Cottington and Betty Shiffman are no longer friends.
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5 months ago
She's gone mad, someone tranq her.
Don't just stand there, bust a hip!
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5 months ago
Steve: Hey Lucas, ready for yet another night of insolent vagrancy? Lucas: Yeah, I can't wait to stay out past ten o'clock doing all those bad things we like to do, like wearing scary clothes and making loud noises in restaurants....
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