Roll up the windows honey, we don't want any of them getting in.
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1 year ago
"I won best overall costume, mostly for staying in character for two hours until people wanted to punch me."
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1 year ago
"This used to be a lot more fun."
"Gerald! I am NOT going out in public with you if you insist on wearing that silly hat."
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1 year ago
"At Oktoberfest in Savannah. This woman drank too much, pissed her pants, and started dancing to Free Bird."
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1 year ago
This woman survived two World Wars, pretty sure she can take down The Covenant.
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1 year ago
They were the grossest distractions ever.
"Talk Show with Spike Feresten" discovers the origin of this internet phenomenon. Please, please, please do tubgirl next.
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1 year ago
Not to ruin the ending, but the old woman doesn't get up and join him.
Bitter beer face!
Has anyone seen my dignity?
He's describing dogs fighting or Conan. We're not sure which.
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1 year ago
This is what happens when you wear bread boxers.
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1 year ago
AKA Ghost Ridin' Miss Daisy.
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1 year ago
Chicks making out is always a great distraction technique.
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1 year ago
Someone remind me about this when I forget in 15 minutes.
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1 year ago
"One of my best friend's had his graduation party and we set up beer pong. His 65 year old uncle who had gotten out of the hospital a week before decided to join in the fun and kicked all of our asses. He made 4 out of the 6 cups including the first one on his first try and the last one."
You'll never catch me alive, coppers!
Enough debating, let's settle this like 10-year-olds.
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1 year ago
Now here's someone that can distract you with a strip tease.
Hollywood Tuna has everything you need, if the things you need are all celebrity related. From celeb pics and vids to nip slips, Hollywood Tuna does it all and does it well.
Onion Sports has quickly become the nation's number-one site for hard-hitting sports news, stats, and information that isn't true. If you hadn't figured this out yet, what The Onion is to news, Onion Sports is to sports.
Ebaums is your source for awesome videos, addicting flash games, and the best animation and cartoons on the internet. There's nothing better in the world than an internet game on a boring day.
With hot models, sports, fitness and entertainment news, hot models and hot models, Bullz-Eye.com has become one of the Web's most popular dude sites.
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Filmdrunk is everything you want to know about movies, the people in them and the cultural cesspit known as Hollywood. It's like a celebrity gossip blog for film students. Go now!
Since you're going to spend your time clicking around the Internet anyway, why not do it with StumbleUpon? Let them show you everything, including that one site where the Asian girl's eyes follow the mouse. Go. Right now.