Stop! Or my mom will shoot!

And another thing - they should outlaw mohawks and those awful electric guitars.

New Year's Hookup

"New Years Eve we drank at my house all night. Then we went to this bar that was close and yes, Dave hooked up with a 79-year-old woman. The blonde came up to me after I grabbed this camera from some chick and said, 'That's not fair they're both drunk and I should take pictures.' I said 'Are you kidding me lady? She's four times his age this is the best thing I've seen all year."

I have seen some amazing technological advances in my life, but this blanket may be the best yet.

Honey, we never go dancing at Burger King like we used to.

"Pledge class Vegas scavenger hunt task."

When I get older, I hope I'm still cool enough to wear an alligator over my dick.

"Group of us went to Vegas and met an old couple that were hilarious. She let me motor boat her tits."

Back in my day, we couldn't afford beer pong. We had to use turpentine and rounded chunks of spoiled meat - and it was good enough!

You could have guessed - this picture was taken at a Journey/Def Lepoard concert. Don't Stop Believin'.

When adults go back to college.

"Found this in a chest in my grandmother's garage."

While you're kissing, subtly graze the side of her boobs with your free hand. If she doesn't push you away, you're in.

"My buddy Rocking Rob drinking with his grandparents."

No underhand bullshit!

I've been popping my collar ever since I learned the lindy hop. Of course those days we didn't call it popping your collar, we called it flipping your goof! That's a funny story in and of itself, it all began when I met your grandfather...