Roll up the windows honey, we don't want any of them getting in.
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"I won best overall costume, mostly for staying in character for two hours until people wanted to punch me."
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"This used to be a lot more fun."
"Gerald! I am NOT going out in public with you if you insist on wearing that silly hat."
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"At Oktoberfest in Savannah. This woman drank too much, pissed her pants, and started dancing to Free Bird."
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This woman survived two World Wars, pretty sure she can take down The Covenant.
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They were the grossest distractions ever.
"Talk Show with Spike Feresten" discovers the origin of this internet phenomenon. Please, please, please do tubgirl next.
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Not to ruin the ending, but the old woman doesn't get up and join him.
Bitter beer face!
Has anyone seen my dignity?
He's describing dogs fighting or Conan. We're not sure which.
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This is what happens when you wear bread boxers.
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AKA Ghost Ridin' Miss Daisy.
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Chicks making out is always a great distraction technique.
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Someone remind me about this when I forget in 15 minutes.
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"One of my best friend's had his graduation party and we set up beer pong. His 65 year old uncle who had gotten out of the hospital a week before decided to join in the fun and kicked all of our asses. He made 4 out of the 6 cups including the first one on his first try and the last one."
You'll never catch me alive, coppers!
Enough debating, let's settle this like 10-year-olds.
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Now here's someone that can distract you with a strip tease.
Ebaums is your source for awesome videos, addicting flash games, and the best animation and cartoons on the internet. There's nothing better in the world than an internet game on a boring day.
Check out the ultimate guide to sports gaming with tips, strategies, ratings and reviews to get the edge on the competition, and more importantly never lose to your stupid brother again.Go now!
Filmdrunk is everything you want to know about movies, the people in them and the cultural cesspit known as Hollywood. It's like a celebrity gossip blog for film students. Go now!
Since you're going to spend your time clicking around the Internet anyway, why not do it with StumbleUpon? Let them show you everything, including that one site where the Asian girl's eyes follow the mouse. Go. Right now.
If you like celebrity trash getting wasted and exposing themselves, you only need to know one name: Lindsay Lohan. But also DerekHail.com because that's where pics of our favorite trainwrecks end up.
All the news that fit to print, as long as it's about celebrities. Tons of pics and vids of people more attractive than you or I.
Gameatopia is a great distraction from work (unless your job is testing flash games). They've got an extensive archive of classic games and add new ones every day. They are personally responsible for over 1000 lost man hours at CollegeHumor.