CollegeHumor: Old People Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921449 "What grandpa, don't like how your lil' pumpkin turned out?" 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Mon, 26 Oct 2009 07:23:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922156 John Hammond from Jurassic Park got lost on his way to another tropical island. nonadult comedy John Hammond from Jurassic Park got lost on his way to another tropical island. old people, airport, sleeping, jurassic park, john hammond, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1922156"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/f/collegehumor.3ad31e1451f2c733bb7b66af2ac1889f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 10 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919906 "Will you take this damn wig off me and figure out how to work the VCR! I recorded Soul Train." Tue, 20 Oct 2009 08:58:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919906 "Will you take this damn wig off me and figure out how to work the VCR! 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Thu, 13 Aug 2009 17:06:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918148 Don't let the shirt fool you, that's a medium-sized 3 wolf moon shirt on a very fat man. nonadult comedy Don't let the shirt fool you, that's a medium-sized 3 wolf moon shirt on a very fat man. three wolf moon, fat, old people, tshirt, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918148"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/1/collegehumor.cb6a983acba09534be080f2177768512.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1465353">General OPTIMUS subPRIME</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789094 14 Open Statements To Anyone Between The Ages Of Old and Dead Wed, 12 Aug 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789094 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> 1. Stop giving your coat, hat, and a nickel to the first person of color you see when you enter an establishment.

2. The war ended 40 years ago and you have a plastic hip.  Stop shrieking and diving behind the couch every time I bring my half Asian girlfriend over.

3. Surrounding the happiest place on earth with your impending doom is not cool.

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