CollegeHumor: One Ups Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921134 Talk about one-uppers! Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:26:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921134 Talk about one-uppers! nonadult comedy Talk about one-uppers! newspaper, death, one ups, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1921134"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/b/collegehumor.c5930761054031792d5cd09b21650f95.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1832054">sandwich</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 48 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1748328 Ninety-One Upper Thu, 17 Jan 2008 15:37:39 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1748328 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Imagine a world where the elderly one-upped each other.

Normal: I walked around the block for my morning cardio exercise.
One-upper: You think that's cool, I just joined a gym that I go to every Wednesday to walk on the treadmill for 15 minutes. Sometimes if I'm feeling extra limber I'll break out the 2.5 pound dumbbells.

Normal: I took a very relaxing bath last night.
One-Upper: Big Deal! I took a shower. Standing up! That means without sitting on my stool or holding the safety bar.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-01-17 15:37:39 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 62 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />