Dear MacBook Hard Drive That Crashed Three Hours Before My Ten Page Paper Was Due,I'm going to try to remain calm and articulate here, even though deep down I would enjoy nothing more than cracking your screen open with the heel of my bare and...
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1 year ago 
To Mr. James Henderson, President: Sir, I am writing this letter out of profound dissatisfaction with your Omega Level Warehouse Security System. If you'll access my account you'll note I had it installed last winter at considerable expense. You...
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2 years ago 
Dear Creepy Porn Cameraman,We are quite dissatisfied with your overall involvement in the pornographic industry. There have been countless complaints and grievances against you and everything you do.In short, we would like to ask you to please...
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3 years ago
Dear Woman in the Girls Gone Wild Commercial,I am writing to you in regards to the other night. As I'm sure you remember, it was a weekend; I was tired from my full week of classes and was lying on my couch watching a baseball game with my good...
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3 years ago 
How are you? I see you sitting or living or whatever on the bench outside of the Panera parking lot, but we've never really talked. But this morning on the bus when I sat behind you (do you remember me? I have brown hair) I decided that we should...
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3 years ago
Dear Koala Bears, Please live here. You are just so goshdarn cute that I cannot even contain myself. Because of your sheer adorability, I am penning this letter in hopes of convincing you to travel a bit closer in proximity to my country of...
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3 years ago 
Dear Guy Who Finished His Final in 38 Minutes,Hi. You don’t know me, but I know you. In fact, I’d venture a bold guess and say that every single person in the class knows you now. I mean, students are easily distracted, and seeing you...
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3 years ago
Dear American Agent/Renegade/Convict, Well, well, well, you have done it once again. Every time some political, criminal, or crazy international drug ring shows up, you soon follow. It begins when we hear you pull an E-brake turn in an attempt to...
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2 years ago 
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