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06/30/08
Dear Readers-

A few years ago, you may recall our selection of bestselling memoir A Million Little Pieces came under fire after the revelation that numerous elements of that work were exaggerated, or outright fictionalized. Tears were shed, voices cried out in confusion, but together we rose above those difficult times by focusing all our anger and hate on that lying whore-son author James Frey.

My friends, I am a trusting, loving person. So this month, when my assistant brought me a copy of Dan Brown's The Da Vinci Code, I thanked her and looked forward to reading the true memoirs of an adventuring, albino-fighting cryptologist. Well, it was certainly thrilling. But was it true? According to this Wikipedia article I just read, no. It wasn't.

And now Dan Brown must burn for his trespass.

I will not be made a fool of again. While we're waiting for my lawyers to locate and eviscerate Mr. Brown, let's try to put this behind us and look forward to next month's exciting selection: The Fellowship of the Ring, which looks to be an inspiring memoir about a struggling family of Little People competing to win an obscure New Zealand marathon race.

With love,
-Oprah
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