"Never do a 100 mile bike ride without suntan lotion"

"Gross Sports injury, Throat slit by fallen players hockey skate, only missed 3 weeks before he was back on the ice...that takes balls..."

Ever wonder what it would be like to have a staring contest with a snake?

"One piece of advice for people who love their treez, don't smoke before you play catch. You just might dislocate you elbow."

"Why not to get completely hammered and wrestle on a concrete floor..." (warning: gross)

"Hampden-Sydney Freshman with something to prove...but.. no one quite knows what it is yet..."

"That guy with the scratches on his back is an amateur. Believe it or not, I got these from a Mormon girl..."

This is an insurance claim picture. I'm guessing he got his money. (warning: gross)

"This is why you should wear a hard hat on a construction site. If you don't you might end up with staples in your scalp."

"This happened to my friend during a basketball game." AHHHHHHHHH! GROSS!!!!!!!!

"Ended up with a few staples in the head but still gives us an inebriated thumbs-up."

"What Illinois State students do when they are bored: Fire 30 paintballs at a guys ass for $25...It was worth every cent!"

Reason not to pledge #5365.

"Italian ass slap. "

"I was cutting wood with table saw and my thumb became the wood." WARNING: GROSSEST THING EVER.

"This looks like it hurt."

Sounds like a great place to spend a long weekend.