Punter goes for a high five, gets his leg shattered instead.

"Fake apple found in the dollar store. Someone must have been hungry."

A fork in the nose, part 2.

Fork in the Nose

It seems we've reached a fork in the nose.

Stickerbook, NO!

"Playing paintball, slid over a metal stake. Ripped both layers of skin off my knee cap. Wound up with 70+ stitches and a lot of pain pills!" GROSS! It looks like you got gum all over it.

"Just buy the cheap Wal-Mart sandals, whats the worst that could happen!"

And you thought the dance scene in Spider-Man 3 was gay.

Oh yeah dude, I totally know how you feel. Once I stepped on a tack I accidentally left on the floor. It hurt like hell.

"Came down on my left leg and my foot slipped in the mud. Which, in turn, popped my knee cap off of my knee." SUMMER!!!!!!

The mark of true friendship.

Have you guys seen my clothes? I think I lost them in here.

Two scrappy underdogs take on a team of bumbling riot police in the ZANIEST family comedy of the summer!

"It instantly turned red, gave him a blood blister, and swelled up so that you could see where my knuckles had been."

Things didn't go so well at the first annual Track and Field and Diving competition.

"Drunk at 7:00 and trying to ramp 22 tons of gravel."

"This Spring Break we went to Daytona for my buddy's bday and he got a speeding ticket on the way then stepped on a stingray barb!"

Ouch!

"This is from a football Saturday at Notre Dame. We were walking by this group of kids playing football. My friend told them he would give them $100 if they kicked the ball off to him and he didn't run it back for a touchdown. He ran past most of the kids fairly easily, but 'had' to stiff arm the last kid."

Guys, I have a great idea. Let's go drunken roof sledding!