"Out-of-towner here fell off a 50-foot cliff into the ocean while blackout drunk on Saturday night. Took the picture Sunday morning at about 9:30am."

"Blacked out at homecoming... woke up with this."

I knew a Kindergarden teacher who got fired for showing his class this art project.

"This kid let anyone who wanted to open-handed slap him as hard as they could."

"My roommate decided to pound too much jungle juice and proceeded to get in a fight with a wall. As a result, his tooth got chipped off. He was so blacked out he didn't even feel it. He also sent his mom this email at 230 in the morning:

hey mom,
i fell tonite and chipped my tooth and do not know what to do about it. please call me with whati shoudlrndo cuz my tooth is chippedpretty bad and i don't know waht to do.
love u,
smurfs

"First night attending Duke, and this happened. No alcohol involved."

Revenge of the Shrinkage

"After beer pong we played a game of throwing ping-pong balls at each other. First to ten won."

"First night of being a freshman. I was walking and skewered my self with a marshmallow stick. Went in two inches and was taken to the hospital to have it removed." Welcome to college.

Were you taking a picture of PDA or someone falling?

"On the bright side I know what it feels like to be out of the Matrix." (gross)

"My little brother's ankle moments after a 'failed' landing."

"Beer darts gone... predictable."

"Apparently, this guy was camping in the Yukon. He was sleeping when the bear jumped on his tent. He fought it off and managed to shoot the bear and survive." (part 3 of 3)

Hey, look at the bright side. You made it to CollegeHumor.

Even a nasty case of road rash is funny when you realize it looks like dick and balls.

This is either an insane tan line or this dude's leg is mixed race.

Thank God you put that sign up, i had no idea I wasn't supposed to fall off the cliff

For the life of me, I can't figure out what machine this sign is warning me about.

Fireworks shamings are never as funny as you think they'll be. WARNING: Gross