Sorry man, I could have sworn you were a pancake.

"When drunken ping-pong games get competitive."

Anyone who reads the language want to really translate? (update: thanks to everyone who wrote in. The sign says "no touching." It looks like a T fell off, not a hilarious mistranslation as we first thought.)

"This was done with a burning hot paper clip, please post one, cuz it really hurt the next morning."

Wait! I have a great idea. Let's put these cigars out on our hands. No no no hear me out. It may hurt, but it's going to be worth it. What - 14 beers and a few shots, why? Oh no this isn't because I'm drunk, trust me. This is a great idea. Who is with me? (gross)

I think you can read the born on date in reverse on his head.

Does the phrase "Knuckle Up" actually mean anything, or did they just use it for a subtitle of a 3 Ninjas movie?

Never say anything about a spatula's mother.

Ummm I think you guys are playing flag football wrong.

OUCH!!!!!

Two left feet.

Who decided that bars should have a game where you throw sharp pointy things?

"The best part is, he took the time to take the picture before going to the doctor."

I had the worst Sunday. First, I missed my bus. Then, my boss chewed me out because I was late, and also I didn't do any work last week. Then I got home and found out my roommate had finished all the milk and not replaced it. Nobody has a worse Sunday than me.

This guy is terrible at soccer, I would have ducked.

Here's how smart people shoot tequila: they snort the salt, do the shot, and then squirt the lemon in their eye.

"He wanted to know what we meant by a 5-star."

Pictures like this one really make you question what kind of things you should and shouldn't be sticking up your nose.

"Earing stuck in hair and her friend don't care."

At least... well I actually can't think of a silver lining here. You got your ass on CollegeHumor though, that's forever.