Only total a total noob gets on a Gixxer 1000 and can't handle a front wheel lift.
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19 hours ago
Car wash hose goes crazy
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He actually seems surprised, like this wasn't the most logical, gravity-based outcome.
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yesterday
How many freshman can this chill dude clear?
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128
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2 days ago
The best part is that it bounced right back out of bounds, so he gets to do it again after the other kid stops crying.
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125
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3 days ago
The amazing thing isn't that Chadron State's Isaac Stockton made the catch, it's that he was still conscious enough after getting leveled to catch it again for a touchdown.
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117
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4 days ago
This guy got the slip part right. Only the reason he slips is because another human crushes his leg bones.
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22
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5 days ago
Nearly flawless display of acrobatics. The only flub is when he falls directly on the top of his neck.
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37
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5 days ago
In the NFL he would have been suspended for making a hit like that and, actually, in eighth grade it's the same thing.
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169
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1 week ago
CollegeHumor programmer Nick Dunkman has a run in with our biggest fan, which explains why our entire site is down right now.
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59
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1 week ago
Only kittens that are pure of heart can travel through this mirror, and this kitten is racist.
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57
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1 week ago
Don't panic folks, we DID get it on video.
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66
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1 week ago
"Ok, so NOW we know for sure. Lenny is less dense than the table"
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117
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1 week ago
"Dude, I dare you to run into that puddle." "No way man, the only way I'd run into a puddle would be if my feet were on fire!"
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29
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1 week ago
Golf Cart Crash
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3
This is actually a little known soccer loophole- that shot was worth one hundred points.
Conclusion? Hilarious.
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64
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2 weeks ago
And that's the last time she ever used a toilet.
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2 weeks ago
Would it be more or less embarrassing if the horse were real?
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49
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2 weeks ago
And with one fell swoop the women's rights movement is sprung forward 300 years.
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2 weeks ago
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