CollegeHumor: Paper Boy Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752289 Paperboy's Diary Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:45:40 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1752289 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
SUNDAY: Finally! Tomorrow morning I start my paper route! I'll have so much money to buy things that normal children my age purchase in stores... of some sort.

MONDAY: Paper route started today. Pretty good first run I think. It was pretty easy because the boss said "Throw papers at the white houses and not the red ones". Nice, I like things simple. Had a run-in with a kid on his tricycle. No big deal, fell off my bike, hurt my knee... it's only skin right! Only thing is that SAME kid was at like three other houses. Anyway... tomorrow will be better. (NOTE TO SELF: Ask boss about obstacle course at end of route.)

TUESDAY: Had an extra house on the route today. Aparently the guy owns a painting company because I'm pretty sure his house was red yesterday... whatevs. Broke a lady's window by accident. Who installs a mailbox right next to three windows!?!?! I think it's cool though because she chased me down the street for a block with a baseball bat, but gave up... must have worked out the anger. SAME KID! SAME TRICYCLE! 4 DIFFERENT HOUSES THIS TIME! (NOTE TO SELF: Remember note on Monday about the obstacle course - tore up bike pretty bad.)

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:330750"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/f/collegehumor.d3d8e4a0117ed8d38fd61f6f1ac37c75.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-04-02 12:45:40 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:330750">Josh Thatcher</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:562"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 155 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />