Facebook uses the word "news" pretty liberally.
"My cottage is on the same lake as Joe Francis's. Their boat ran out of gas and we went by and they waved us down. They asked if we wanted money for a ride to shore. My buddy just asked if she would flash us. ANd she fucking did!"
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MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski is mad as hell, and she's not going to take it anymore!
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You heard Spider-Man, let her go.
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Seth Rogen (and the cast of "Super Bad") on Paris Hilton.
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The only person who had this reaction.
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Black20.com presents a unique look behind the bars at Paris Hiltons jail.
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For anyone who is fortunate enough NOT to know, Paris Hilton is going to jail. I don't spy on mortals all day or anything, but it's impossible to avoid hearing about it. It's on the front page of every newspaper while news like, “Pope Stresses...
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Congratulations Paris Hilton! It takes a special kind of socialite to never do anything, but still be hated across cultures.
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He picked her up with a, "Hey Momma, wanna have a burger with a real man?"
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If you're watching this and in your twenties, don't worry. You aren't famous.
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He's the Paris Hilton sex video. Sometimes, it's the thought that counts.
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"Hey gorgeous, it's Nicole Richie. Well the secret it out...Paris Hilton must die. I mean, that's just so hot. And, well, she's just so....not. I had to pop a cap in that skinny hoe. Well, used to be skinny...now I'm the skinny one...just remember that. No more nights in Paris! Do you love it? Well stay sexy, muah!" Okaaaaay.
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Is Paris Hilton unaware that people are taking pictures of her around the clock?
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Aaron and Nick Carter teach us a thing or two about sibling rivalry.
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Paris Hilton in "It Came With No Talent!"
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Paris Hilton screwing next to a pool.
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"Whoooo, Nikki is flat!"
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Hey, Paris Hilton can whore herself out selling random products in other countries too!
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Paris Hilton Carl's Jr. commercial remix.
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