CollegeHumor: Paris Hilton Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1807235 Facebook uses the word "news" pretty liberally. Tue, 18 Mar 2008 14:57:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1807235 Facebook uses the word "news" pretty liberally. nonadult comedy Facebook uses the word "news" pretty liberally. facebook, paris hilton, nicole richie, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1807235"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/e/collegehumor.c26bd5fb8a5efd1f82cf263ec44ad5c7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1100712">Grant</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1771580 "My cottage is on the same lake as Joe Francis's. Their boat ran out of gas and we went by and they waved us down. They asked if we wanted money for a ride to shore. My buddy just asked if she would flash us. ANd she fucking did!" Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:06:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1771580 "My cottage is on the same lake as Joe Francis's. Their boat ran out of gas and we went by and they waved us down. They asked if we wanted money for a ride to shore. My buddy just asked if she would flash us. ANd she fucking did!" adult comedy "My cottage is on the same lake as Joe Francis's. Their boat ran out of gas and we went by and they waved us down. They asked if we wanted money for a ride to shore. My buddy just asked if she would flash us. ANd she fucking did!" paris hilton, boobies, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1771580"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.r.31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 934 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1765087 Paris Isn't News Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:59:11 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1765087 Paris Isn't News nonadult comedy MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski is mad as hell, and she's not going to take it anymore! Paris Hilton, news, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1765087"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/8/collegehumor.15c91b449b5de8739b9cbcc8da291e03.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 765 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1763302 You heard Spider-Man, let her go. Sat, 16 Jun 2007 20:22:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1763302 You heard Spider-Man, let her go. nonadult comedy You heard Spider-Man, let her go. spider-man, paris hilton, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1763302"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/b/collegehumor.e21848449d146dba80616b0b7fe407c4.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:7981">Lyndi</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:532"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 16 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1763351 Seth Rogen on Paris Wed, 13 Jun 2007 14:39:05 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1763351 Seth Rogen on Paris nonadult comedy Seth Rogen (and the cast of "Super Bad") on Paris Hilton. paris hilton, seth rogen, super bad, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1763351"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/d/collegehumor.5b4f4fd7f87dc138b573dbdd4f7c0b8f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:288">Lukas Kaiser</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 116 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1763180 Paris Hilton Fan Mon, 11 Jun 2007 17:10:44 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1763180 Paris Hilton Fan nonadult comedy The only person who had this reaction. paris hilton, news, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1763180"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/f/collegehumor.f219eb0c793581119c54eabf1dfe2944.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 213 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762477 Letters From Paris Wed, 06 Jun 2007 14:20:15 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762477 Letters From Paris nonadult comedy Black20.com presents a unique look behind the bars at Paris Hiltons jail. black20, paris hilton, letters, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1762477"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/6/collegehumor.81306a3f18ee8a7344aa338643a41987.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 27 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730368 Everyone, Please Ignore Paris Hilton Thu, 10 May 2007 12:28:48 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730368 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
For anyone who is fortunate enough NOT to know, Paris Hilton is going to jail. I don't spy on mortals all day or anything, but it's impossible to avoid hearing about it. It's on the front page of every newspaper while news like, “Pope Stresses Church's Stance on Abortion” is buried on page who-gives-a-sh*t (sorry about these asterisks, if I curse it kills 10,000 people).

And yes, I'm omniscient so I'm aware that when I blog about not blogging about Paris Hilton, I am myself blogging about Paris Hilton. Listen, I haven't been this serious since I made a pact with Noah - after this, I will NOT blog about Paris Hilton anymore.

It's just like, why is Paris Hilton famous? When I read about Lindsay I go, “Whatever, at least she's going to win an Oscar for being Mrs. Robinson in 2044's The Graduate remake. Everyone will know it's stupid, but it's still an Oscar so whatever.” Paris Hilton never has done and never will do anything worthwhile. Not following the terms of a drunk driving probation is going to be the second most interesting thing she ever does. In 2032, she kills herself with pills.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:113091"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/9/collegehumor.20bf437b546a2db8f3508d7958256071.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-05-10 12:28:48 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:113091">God</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:141"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 49 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1727471 Congratulations Paris Hilton! It takes a special kind of socialite to never do anything, but still be hated across cultures. Mon, 04 Dec 2006 13:58:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1727471 Congratulations Paris Hilton! It takes a special kind of socialite to never do anything, but still be hated across cultures. nonadult comedy Congratulations Paris Hilton! It takes a special kind of socialite to never do anything, but still be hated across cultures. engrish, paris hilton, japan, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1727471"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/4/collegehumor.68309c8a68e072cc4e04a444f259d8db.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:50986">Kat</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:464"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 185 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1727015 He picked her up with a, "Hey Momma, wanna have a burger with a real man?" Wed, 29 Nov 2006 11:33:20 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1727015 He picked her up with a, "Hey Momma, wanna have a burger with a real man?" nonadult comedy He picked her up with a, "Hey Momma, wanna have a burger with a real man?" 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Paris Hilton, death, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1713721"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/c/collegehumor.4a447a95c132285b7c37b53ce454e590.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:54787">Ron Workman</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 644 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1720704 He's the Paris Hilton sex video. Sometimes, it's the thought that counts. Thu, 02 Nov 2006 18:27:13 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1720704 He's the Paris Hilton sex video. Sometimes, it's the thought that counts. nonadult comedy He's the Paris Hilton sex video. Sometimes, it's the thought that counts. Paris Hilton, Halloween 2006, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1720704"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/3/collegehumor.4ee55121f63433a54a82a6137c48d8c8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 19 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1716826 "Hey gorgeous, it's Nicole Richie. Well the secret it out...Paris Hilton must die. I mean, that's just so hot. And, well, she's just so....not. I had to pop a cap in that skinny hoe. Well, used to be skinny...now I'm the skinny one...just remember that. No more nights in Paris! Do you love it? Well stay sexy, muah!" Okaaaaay. Mon, 30 Oct 2006 17:10:19 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1716826 "Hey gorgeous, it's Nicole Richie. Well the secret it out...Paris Hilton must die. I mean, that's just so hot. And, well, she's just so....not. I had to pop a cap in that skinny hoe. Well, used to be skinny...now I'm the skinny one...just remember that. No more nights in Paris! Do you love it? Well stay sexy, muah!" Okaaaaay. nonadult comedy "Hey gorgeous, it's Nicole Richie. Well the secret it out...Paris Hilton must die. I mean, that's just so hot. And, well, she's just so....not. I had to pop a cap in that skinny hoe. Well, used to be skinny...now I'm the skinny one...just remember that. No more nights in Paris! Do you love it? Well stay sexy, muah!" Okaaaaay. paris hilton, Halloween 2006, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1716826"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/5/collegehumor.1212513c1318df7d25f263059493675d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:67619">Whitney</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1169"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1710467 Is Paris Hilton unaware that people are taking pictures of her around the clock? 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Wed, 27 Jul 2005 05:57:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1597247 "Whoooo, Nikki is flat!" nonadult comedy "Whoooo, Nikki is flat!" cake, Nikki Hilton, Paris Hilton, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1597247"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/3/2/collegehumor.1847ba130fbf142977c51a12c8d4a215.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 33 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:166219 Thu, 14 Jul 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:166219 Hey, Paris Hilton can whore herself out selling random products in other countries too! nonadult comedy Hey, Paris Hilton can whore herself out selling random products in other countries too! commercial, Paris Hilton, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:166219"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/4/collegehumor.1a9c631f6f2ecab674e00b04998e818b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:160975 Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:160975 Paris Hilton Carl's Jr. commercial remix. nonadult comedy Paris Hilton Carl's Jr. commercial remix. commercial, Paris Hilton, parody, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:160975"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/1/collegehumor.2c24552f203cde2f36775081126b59aa.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />