I don't know if I'm going. Last time He only got one keg and everyone was gone by midnight.

Are you coming onto me?

"Yea I'll take a mop and 500 party ballons."

I am a simple goat, I live on the back of a pick-up truck.

"Andrew Jackson? White House? 1,400 Pound Cheese Wedge? Man America used to rock."

There's a lot going on here. I wonder what the kid is yelling into the bullhorn.

I think it was Forrest Gump who first said that

"Halloween party @ Pacific Lutheran, over 7,000 sq ft of tarp to keep the cops out"

"We look like an American Eagle Ad!"

"Every saturday there is a party like this in Bananas (valencia-spain) Damn." (nudity)

"10 tons of sand + many kegs + half naked girls = best party of ohio state. Bash at the beach 2004"

"That was a wild party last night."

"UC Foam Party 2k4"

"UCF: We got evicted for this party...my roomate didin't seem to mind."

"Craziest day of the year at the University at Albany, alcohol + 6000 kids = a mess"

This was my bio lecture on the last day of class before the cops came and kicked us out for a fire code regulation (funny, they didn't mention the crowdsurfing, smoking, drinking with the professor...)

"Yes, this is a hottub in three soccer players townhouse at JMU. Its in the middle of their living room."

"Before and after. Man, that was a good night." You guys couldn't even finish them all? Pussies.

"Thank god we fixed our toilet the day before this party."