Post midterm special on Aisle 9. Post midterm special on Aisle 9.

The first 8-year-old to be accepted to every fraternal organization in America, no questions asked.

This is that little girl's second birthday party. Imagine how sick her third birthday is going to be.

Jokes on them! We're in there studying!

Oompa loompa doopity doo, the tanning salon will be trouble for you.

Legends of the fall.

What do you mean how are we going to get the sand out? Don't you understand - our living room is a beach now.

How to not to get invited back to an amazing party.

Yeah man, Friday night everyone took that new drug that gives you funny faces. It was awesome.

"Party Animal"

If only all moms were this cool, we could have a lot more parties where people get to puke and dump cologne wherever they please.

Your pirate party lives and dies by how good the plank is.

"700 people attended."

I don't know if I'm going. Last time He only got one keg and everyone was gone by midnight.

Are you coming onto me?

"Yea I'll take a mop and 500 party ballons."

I am a simple goat, I live on the back of a pick-up truck.

"Andrew Jackson? White House? 1,400 Pound Cheese Wedge? Man America used to rock."

There's a lot going on here. I wonder what the kid is yelling into the bullhorn.

I think it was Forrest Gump who first said that