CollegeHumor: Party Stuff This Month

CollegeHumor: Party Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793605 Facebook Event Reminder Fail Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1793605 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/e/collegehumor.19dc6c6166e28b864a1f0ece84a80bf0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-02 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106">Ben Joseph</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 483 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1918925 Take a look at "The New Freshman," starring Ron Jeremy, out this Christmas! 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I spot Tracey Sommers across the room. We lock eyes and approach each other, probably in slo-mo.

I spot Tracey Sommers across the room. I yell her named loudly to get her attention. My voice cracks.

Tracey: Hey Brian! Good to see you!

Tracey: Hey... Brett? Did I invite you?

Me: You too. Sorry I'm late.

Me: You did not. I found an invite in the trash.

Tracey: I still can't believe you got Third Eye Blind to play my party.

Tracey: Weren't you the guy who said he could get Third Eye Blind to play my party?

Me: Yeah, they're old friends of my uncle. Excuse me for one second.

Me: Yeah, my uncle is a lying sack of shit. Excuse me for one second.

I go onstage to play lead guitar for "Jumper". I finish with a sweet guitar solo and flawless back-flip.

I feel sick and try to casually walk away. I trip over Tracey's glass coffee table, destroying it and her stereo.

Tracey: That was amazing!

Tracey: That- that looked really painful.

Me: It's nothing. Just something I picked up during the six weeks of guitar lessons I got for my 17th birthday.

Me: I think I need to go to the hospital.

Tom, Tracey's ex-boyfriend, enters.

Tom, Tracey's boyfriend, enters.

Tom: Oh man, I'm sorry I made that up horrible nickname for you. You're actually a pretty cool guy.

Tom: Oh man, period-face totally ate it.

Tracey: Agreed. Also, since all your acne cleared up last week, you look a lot like that guy from Dawson's Creek.

Tracey: Shit, the cops are here.

"Semi-Charmed Kind Life" plays in the background. Tracey and I make out, with tongue.

The destroyed stereo plays nothing. Tracey and Tom flee the premises.

Tracey: Let's have lots of no-strings-attached sex before we leave for college.

ER Doctor: You're spending the summer indoors.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/e/collegehumor.19dc6c6166e28b864a1f0ece84a80bf0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-23 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106">Ben Joseph</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 46 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917515 Monkey Pool Party Wed, 22 Jul 2009 11:25:23 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917515 Monkey Pool Party nonadult comedy "They keep monkeying around! Ha ha! But seriously, we need an exterminator down here." monkey, pool, party, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1917515"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/7/collegehumor.50ff0d98115d748de3a8fbf7c0cca2c7.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 57 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1786705 The Keg Twitter Feed Mon, 29 Jun 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1786705 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:127902"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/c/collegehumor.5d9fd1d0587e03f3109216ec2d05ec20.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-06-29 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:127902">Alex Schmidt</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1210"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 31 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1913445 "That guy just walked in and nobody had the nerve to ask him to leave." 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