You don't need to do anything your first week anyway. If anyone ever calls you on this, just say you transferred into the class late.
He muttered something about "inventing a way to go #4." When we asked what a #4 was he just passed out.
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3 years ago
Just stop drop and roll, wuss.
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3 years ago
I found the remote!
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3 years ago
Don't pass out in a field.
He's just lucky his shoes were off.
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3 years ago
Don't let the classbugs bite.
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3 years ago
"This is what happens when you try and make a pizza after coming home really drunk."
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3 years ago
He drinks slow, but he drinks HARD.
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3 years ago
Just party around her guys, she'll come to.
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3 years ago
I think I found one... nevermind it's just empty space.
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3 years ago
That rug really ties the bed together.
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3 years ago
HOT!
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3 years ago
"Later, we learned that he woke up when the water got cold and refilled the tub."
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3 years ago
Planned passing out. I can't beleive he typed and printed this.
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3 years ago
He drank so much of this stuff he thought he walked on two legs.
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3 years ago
Dude, it's not working. I can clearly see you.
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3 years ago
Few too many O'Doolskies.
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3 years ago
"I hardly noticed that bum because of his camaflouge vest! And I vomitted into my own eyes." (You look like the homeless one, dude)
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3 years ago
Don't worry about Ricky, he just drank some water and passed out in the living room.
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3 years ago
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