Alright, I'm cutting him off.
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3 years ago
I would give anything to know he got like this.
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3 years ago
"And you think you had a rough night?"
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3 years ago
"He had his mouth open and it sounded like he had pudding in his lungs when he breathed."
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3 years ago
*yawn* all this biking is making me tired.
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3 years ago
Nobody seems too upset that he he passed out.
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3 years ago
"The funny thing is, he talked to the Lego man for thirty minutes before he passed out."
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3 years ago
SLEEPER HOLDS R HILARIOUS AND FUN!
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3 years ago
You're out!
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3 years ago
"Yeah they all are half full of water."
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3 years ago
"Rodin's The Drinker."
According to the popular legend, Rip Van Winkle went into the forrest to escape his nagging wife, then fell asleep under a shady tree for twenty years.
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3 years ago
"My buddy passed out and we put a lit ciggarette in his nose, which he smoked in his sleep." I have to pay someone to do that for me so I can smoke in my sleep too.
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3 years ago
All potential problems are accounted for.
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3 years ago
Looks like Tweety finally figured out how to beat Sylvester.
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3 years ago
Made it home. Kinda.
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3 years ago
Was he wading in mud?
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3 years ago
Stop telling me you're a princess!
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3 years ago
How many cops does it take to wake up a Kentucky Derby tailgater? The world may never know.
"Some say that horse racing is the sport of kings. I submit that stacking shit on your friend passed out at the Preakness is the sport of kings."
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4 years ago
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