"Nobody stopped to check if he was alive or anything, so I thought it would be appropriate to take his picture."

Remember to take a break between drinks, like this girl is doing.

Has anyone seen my dignity?

Looks gross, but my own vomit served as a sort of makeshift mattress.

Let's all commit fun crimes before they wake up!

Either that seagull is his girlfriend, or this is a great prank.

How you know your couch really sucks.

I wasn't asleep, I was only resting my eyes!

The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins.

... and God was angry that man attempted to build a tower that reached the heavens, and that's why we now have hangovers.

Do alcoholics dream of drunk sheep?

"Excuse me sir, I believe you dropped something."

That'll ruin your spring break.

"At one point the two of them went into the bedroom where people were already sleeping and started having loud sex on one of the bottom bunks in the room. Another guy who had been trying to sleep on the bunk directly above this scene ran out of the room saying, 'I just can't take it anymore!' When a group of people went to investigate, we found them BOTH PASSED OUT MID THRUST WITH BOTH OF THEIR SHOES ON."

2-for-1 shaming.

Holy shit, how did I get to Ohio? I'm from Florida. What happened last night?

Close to home, but close only counts in horseshoes and GoldenEye if you have autoaiming on.

"Walked in to the lobby of my dorm at 3:30 and found these two passed out, computers still on their laps. One hell of a Crazy Saturday Night."

This is how Jim Morrison choked on his own vomit.

Guys, I lost a contact.