Attacked by a Christmas tree.

"Who passes out on the stairs, I mean they are so comfortable and all but that just means your an idiot and you deserve to spoon with a rotting deer carcass."

"Early the next AFTERNOON we found him like this with his head out the window asleep."

Almost escaped.

"This just in... Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers."
"Hey, that's a half-truth!"

"I passed out with one shoe off, does that count for anything?" No.

I don't know what happened here, I asked Santa for a new bicycle.

"He kneeled down to puke in the box and then passed out face first on top of it."

"We came back from drinking next door and we found this kid passed out exactly as this picture shows... nobody touched him."

Do we really need to check on her? She's passed out, she's not going anywhere.

Shamed by the sun.

Wake me up when we get the ball back.

God, I miss summer

The really 'screams college' aspect of this picture is that someone took a picture.

Sober, he has trouble falling asleep with less than two pillows.

Even passed out she won't let her beer spill - that's an all-star drinker.

Rub-a-dub-dub passed out in the tub.

"I dressed as Stephen Colbert for Halloween. I made a way too elaborate "C" shaped desk. I used twine and safety pins to keep it suspended around me all night. Also, I held The Word sign up all night. That is, until I passed out on my couch."

A simple, yet disgusting, shaming.

Passed out at IHOP, and he doesn't even have any friends to shame him.