"Why do you guys have to burst in here like that? I was about to score some ass."

"The camera phone just paid for itself."

This picture is misleading, the dog's didn't drink the beer. They only drink liquor.

"We found our friend in the middle of the hallway, half dead, singing 'Blessed The Broken Road' during Spring Break '06 in Acapulco."

DoVERYlittle construction.

She looks comfortable, let her sleep.

You'll never forget your first week of college. Especially if you pass out and end up on CollegeHumor.

No, I'm good.

Where's the guy taking the picture going to sleep?

An effective anti-shaming measure.

Do you have any idea how hard it is not to make a racist caption for this?

"Bro, honey before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before honey you're done-y. How could you not remember that?"

"My Friend wanted to look like the Ultimate Warrior when he passed out." I'm sure that's really what he wanted.

At least when he won't have to move to wash all that off when he wakes up.

"No dude, it's fine, I'm just gonna lay down for a second..."

"Whether he slid off and passed out or thought it was a shelter, we'll never know."

"It always helps to have a friend who is an EMT when you party this hard."

Imagine how terrified she was when she woke up.

The party continues in dream land.