Poor, poor Eeyore. Never gets a break.
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3 years ago
"10 am in Vegas. Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays."
If you're going to leave someone passed out in a hot tub, make sure they're wearing a life preserver.
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3 years ago
If you needed to borrow a pillow you should have just asked. I have one that's not covered in dried urine.
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3 years ago
"Actual Supreme Court artist's rendition of Justice Ginsburg asleep during a political redistricting hearing."
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3 years ago
Why did you wake me? I was having a beautiful dream.
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3 years ago
So he was sober enough to put on pajama pants, but drunk enough to fall asleep on the sink?
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3 years ago
Sleeping off a hangover.
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3 years ago
"We put the life jacket on him to keep him from drowning." How thoughtful...
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3 years ago
The class is Napping 101, and this is the only A student.
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3 years ago
He's using a fifth of tequila as a pillow.
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3 years ago
Great, he's dead. Well now how am I supposed to buy my scratch offs?
So close yet so far.
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3 years ago
I've heard of loving your chevy, but this is ridiculous!
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3 years ago
Too drunk to stand up, not drunk enough to pass out or stop trash talking.
Despite the presence of Seargent Hooks and Officer Sweetchuck, the Police Academy marathon was less than a success.
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3 years ago
Do horses pass out standing up?
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3 years ago
The Whitest Kids U Know Gon' Make Love.
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3 years ago
Just make sure he sleeps on his side.
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3 years ago
Yeah I'm sorry to wake you man but you are on the last bag of puffs and I hate the crunchy kind.
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3 years ago
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