Three hours, sixteen minutes and 40 seconds now since he fell asleep. Check out 20 seconds after he passed out here
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2 weeks ago
He fell asleep 20 seconds ago and is dreaming of two really hot BRUNETTES making out 10 feet away.
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3 weeks ago
He accidentally morphed into an out-of-work alcoholic who runs away from paying alimony... and child support
Would someone PLEASE shame him!
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1 month ago
He's hoping for the puke fairy to bring him $5.
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3 months ago
The toilet just disappeared!
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5 months ago
"Does it count as a public shaming if it was only at a Devil Rays game?"
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6 months ago
Cinderella lost her shoe at the ball.
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6 months ago
This should contain him for now, but if he wakes up I don't know if we can stop him.
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7 months ago
How the Zebra got it's stripes.
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8 months ago
This isn't funny! He had to go to the hospital!
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8 months ago
"4:30 game. This is some guy at 4:35 pissing himself and peeing on who knows how many peoples shoes."
Unless she starts puking out her fingers, we're covered.
No I'm not going to use your straw, you already put it in your mouth. That's disgusting.
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9 months ago
I don't have to pee, you carry him to his bed.
We're out of couches, does anybody sleep particularly still?
A true friend - "My friend got some weird virus that made his stomach swell up to the size of a basketball. During his morphine induced coma I realized I needed a new facebook picture."
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10 months ago
The greatest battle lies within.
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1 year ago
At least he wasn't driving.
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1 year ago
CSI was not required to crack this case.
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1 year ago
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