No I'm not going to use your straw, you already put it in your mouth. That's disgusting.
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10 months ago
I don't have to pee, you carry him to his bed.
We're out of couches, does anybody sleep particularly still?
A true friend - "My friend got some weird virus that made his stomach swell up to the size of a basketball. During his morphine induced coma I realized I needed a new facebook picture."
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1 year ago
The greatest battle lies within.
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1 year ago
At least he wasn't driving.
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1 year ago
CSI was not required to crack this case.
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1 year ago
Don't worry, there's a hole in the back of his pants.
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1 year ago
Ummmm you have some stomach in your hair.
Well, as long as she's not passed out in the deep end.
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1 year ago
Do you have any idea how unsafe that is? Try to pass it with your belly don't he peak of the roof, so your balanced and don't slip off.
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1 year ago
I passed out on East Fourth street last night.
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1 year ago
How do I know the strange man didn't post this right before passing out?
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1 year ago
"The only passed out guy in public in Utah."
You got the picture, now get out. I can't go when other people are looking at me.
Looks like Professor Quirrell at the end of the first Harry Potter.
When I die, that's how I want to be buried.
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1 year ago
"Nobody stopped to check if he was alive or anything, so I thought it would be appropriate to take his picture."
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1 year ago
Remember to take a break between drinks, like this girl is doing.
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1 year ago
Has anyone seen my dignity?
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1 year ago
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