Almost escaped.

"This just in... Homer Simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent that he believes gives him sexual powers."
"Hey, that's a half-truth!"

"I passed out with one shoe off, does that count for anything?" No.

I don't know what happened here, I asked Santa for a new bicycle.

"He kneeled down to puke in the box and then passed out face first on top of it."

"We came back from drinking next door and we found this kid passed out exactly as this picture shows... nobody touched him."

Do we really need to check on her? She's passed out, she's not going anywhere.

Shamed by the sun.

Wake me up when we get the ball back.

God, I miss summer

The really 'screams college' aspect of this picture is that someone took a picture.

Sober, he has trouble falling asleep with less than two pillows.

Even passed out she won't let her beer spill - that's an all-star drinker.

Rub-a-dub-dub passed out in the tub.

"I dressed as Stephen Colbert for Halloween. I made a way too elaborate "C" shaped desk. I used twine and safety pins to keep it suspended around me all night. Also, I held The Word sign up all night. That is, until I passed out on my couch."

A simple, yet disgusting, shaming.

Passed out at IHOP, and he doesn't even have any friends to shame him.

Parker!? Spider-Man is Peter Parker?

"So we went to our local taco shop. My friend, who is blackout drunk, decides to get naked and run around. He passed out on the hood just as we got our food. There were about 3 cars behind us, and the lady working the drive thru was laughing her ass off."

A good reason you should break in your hat's brim as soon as you get it.