Ivy League Watch: "He fell asleep eating it. When we all got up the next morning, it was gone."
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2 years ago Passed out and peed his pants before noon at the Preakness.
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2 years ago
Dancing with the floor.
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3 years ago
Nothing beats passing out in the broad daylight, because by the time you come to everyone else will have started drinking.
Stairs - 2, this guy - 1
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3 years ago
If you're here... who is making sure prices keep falling at Wal-Mart?
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3 years ago
Guess which one drank tonight.
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3 years ago
Are you sure you're okay to drive home ma'am?
Get the sharpie.
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3 years ago
Call the fire department - Billy did it again.
"Find the passed out kid."
"This random guy passed out at Taco Bell at 3am and people were putting tacos and food in his hair."
I'm pretty exhausted from all the gay sex we've been having.
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3 years ago
Sleeping under the stars on Acapulco Spring Break.
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3 years ago
Hang in there, twelve more and you set the campus record.
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3 years ago
Poor, poor Eeyore. Never gets a break.
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3 years ago
"10 am in Vegas. Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays."
If you're going to leave someone passed out in a hot tub, make sure they're wearing a life preserver.
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3 years ago
"Actual Supreme Court artist's rendition of Justice Ginsburg asleep during a political redistricting hearing."
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3 years ago
Why did you wake me? I was having a beautiful dream.
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3 years ago
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