"I went to brush my teeth at about 3am, and they were lying in the guy's bathroom. Naturally i couldn't pass up the photo opportunity. (They were ok, by the way)"

This guy's roommate walked in and found him asleep next to this moped. Nobody knows where the hell it came from or whose it is.

It kind of sucks that this chick's 15 minutes of fame not only show her face-down in a pile of her own puke, but also will leave everyone fantasizing about her wonderful ass.

It's always nice when you get drunk, puke, and it looks like someone shot you in the back of the throat.

The "worst puke picture I've ever seen" pictures just keep getting pukier and pukier!

"Otis is drunk. Maybe he needs a shower. How about a golden shower."
NICE.

"Ever get so drunk the only way you can stand up is by getting taped to the basement pole? I did."

Today's Top Story: Dog Shits Under Drunk's Armpit.

This... is the last place I'd like to be right now.

I think she took the lyrics to that Boston song a little too literally!

Part of the worst disgrace of a passed out person ever series.

Parties where everyone gets naked usually result in the best memories.

"I leave for one night and my roommate throws a fit throwing hellride and smashes eveything in my room. That's him passed out."

The fact that he's passed out isn't nearly as entertaining as the morbidly deep-purple shade of his face.

How to tell when the sex ain't that great.

Not the best position to fall asleep in

I hope she's asleep and not dead

What you look like after way too much.

Making fun of a drunk kid