"We came back from drinking next door and we found this kid passed out exactly as this picture shows... nobody touched him."

Do we really need to check on her? She's passed out, she's not going anywhere.

Shamed by the sun.

Wake me up when we get the ball back.

God, I miss summer

The really 'screams college' aspect of this picture is that someone took a picture.

Sober, he has trouble falling asleep with less than two pillows.

Even passed out she won't let her beer spill - that's an all-star drinker.

Rub-a-dub-dub passed out in the tub.

"I dressed as Stephen Colbert for Halloween. I made a way too elaborate "C" shaped desk. I used twine and safety pins to keep it suspended around me all night. Also, I held The Word sign up all night. That is, until I passed out on my couch."

A simple, yet disgusting, shaming.

Passed out at IHOP, and he doesn't even have any friends to shame him.

Parker!? Spider-Man is Peter Parker?

"So we went to our local taco shop. My friend, who is blackout drunk, decides to get naked and run around. He passed out on the hood just as we got our food. There were about 3 cars behind us, and the lady working the drive thru was laughing her ass off."

A good reason you should break in your hat's brim as soon as you get it.

"My buddy Frank's first time drinking." See what everybody's raving about, Frank?

Is she holding the keys? Was she trying to drive?

"My buddy Charlie decided to invite some fat girls back to our hotel room. As soon as they showed up one passed out on the floor between the wall and the bed and the other on the bed face down, ass in the air. They wouldn't wake up so we took one's dignity by using her ass as a fast food table. Then we woke them up and kicked them out."

Stay alert - there's an equally drunk guy in a gorilla costume.

I may be drunk, but this blanket isn't nearly as soft as it should be.