"Don't give your wasted friend a police baton."

Beer goggles strikes again.

I have an idea - let's put him in the microwave.

Dude - Saturday morning let's get up at 6 and just attack a bottle of vodka.

You can have this bagel bite when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

This is what you get for passing out.

"My roommate passed out on our couch outside of our house. So, a bunch of my friends loaded him up in the back of my truck and put him in front of the football stadium."

"Dropped his phone in the toilet, and passed out drunk trying to dry it."

"We went to offer this cop a beer and he was passed out."

"Why do you guys have to burst in here like that? I was about to score some ass."

"The camera phone just paid for itself."

This picture is misleading, the dog's didn't drink the beer. They only drink liquor.

"We found our friend in the middle of the hallway, half dead, singing 'Blessed The Broken Road' during Spring Break '06 in Acapulco."

DoVERYlittle construction.

She looks comfortable, let her sleep.

You'll never forget your first week of college. Especially if you pass out and end up on CollegeHumor.

No, I'm good.

Where's the guy taking the picture going to sleep?

An effective anti-shaming measure.