Do you have any idea how hard it is not to make a racist caption for this?
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"Bro, honey before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before honey you're done-y. How could you not remember that?"
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"My Friend wanted to look like the Ultimate Warrior when he passed out." I'm sure that's really what he wanted.
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At least when he won't have to move to wash all that off when he wakes up.
"No dude, it's fine, I'm just gonna lay down for a second..."
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"Whether he slid off and passed out or thought it was a shelter, we'll never know."
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"It always helps to have a friend who is an EMT when you party this hard."
Imagine how terrified she was when she woke up.
The party continues in dream land.
Close enough.
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She's got a nice bed to pass out on... until the sun comes up anyway.
This picture is a little misleading. Nowhere in our book does it recommend peeing your bed.
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Ahhh... a nice soft bed of aluminum at the Indy 500.
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They should make keyboard pillows for people like this.
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Ivy League Watch: "He fell asleep eating it. When we all got up the next morning, it was gone."
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Passed out and peed his pants before noon at the Preakness.
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Dancing with the floor.
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Nothing beats passing out in the broad daylight, because by the time you come to everyone else will have started drinking.
Stairs - 2, this guy - 1
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If you're here... who is making sure prices keep falling at Wal-Mart?
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