Do you have any idea how hard it is not to make a racist caption for this?

"Bro, honey before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before honey you're done-y. How could you not remember that?"

"My Friend wanted to look like the Ultimate Warrior when he passed out." I'm sure that's really what he wanted.

At least when he won't have to move to wash all that off when he wakes up.

"No dude, it's fine, I'm just gonna lay down for a second..."

"Whether he slid off and passed out or thought it was a shelter, we'll never know."

"It always helps to have a friend who is an EMT when you party this hard."

Imagine how terrified she was when she woke up.

The party continues in dream land.

Close enough.

She's got a nice bed to pass out on... until the sun comes up anyway.

This picture is a little misleading. Nowhere in our book does it recommend peeing your bed.

Ahhh... a nice soft bed of aluminum at the Indy 500.

They should make keyboard pillows for people like this.

Ivy League Watch: "He fell asleep eating it. When we all got up the next morning, it was gone."

Passed out and peed his pants before noon at the Preakness.

Dancing with the floor.

Nothing beats passing out in the broad daylight, because by the time you come to everyone else will have started drinking.

Stairs - 2, this guy - 1

If you're here... who is making sure prices keep falling at Wal-Mart?