"We put the life jacket on him to keep him from drowning." How thoughtful...
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3 years ago
The class is Napping 101, and this is the only A student.
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3 years ago
He's using a fifth of tequila as a pillow.
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3 years ago
Great, he's dead. Well now how am I supposed to buy my scratch offs?
So close yet so far.
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3 years ago
I've heard of loving your chevy, but this is ridiculous!
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3 years ago
Too drunk to stand up, not drunk enough to pass out or stop trash talking.
Despite the presence of Seargent Hooks and Officer Sweetchuck, the Police Academy marathon was less than a success.
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3 years ago
Do horses pass out standing up?
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3 years ago
The Whitest Kids U Know Gon' Make Love.
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3 years ago
Just make sure he sleeps on his side.
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3 years ago
Yeah I'm sorry to wake you man but you are on the last bag of puffs and I hate the crunchy kind.
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3 years ago
"The President's address was great!"
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3 years ago
Somtimes it's nice to go on vacation and just pass out in the sand.
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3 years ago
I think he misunderstood what we meant by "hair of the dog that bit you."
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3 years ago
Eye for an eye, boob for a crotch.
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3 years ago
"At least the beer was saved."
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3 years ago
I got a feeling you won't need the handcuffs, officer.
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3 years ago
"He made himself a bread sandwich and then we found him like this, I guess he was going to eat it with the fork."
This man needs french fries!
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3 years ago
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