This is a delicacy in...weirdo foreign kid books.

"Just outside Blarney Castle in Ireland."

"Monkey pissed on me, it was worth it."

"This is his 21st birthday. You can see how much more responsible he is today than he was the day before."

Not pooping because it's rough to wipe with pine needles.

You can't get away with this at any indoor restaurant, except maybe some White Castles.

I can only get sexually excited when I'm in public, and I'm peeing on a girl, and there's an animal, and my friend's taking a picture.

So you're the one that blew a hole in the urinal.

Put your junk in that box.

One bathroom, three girls peeing.

Tink, you know I can't go when you're looking.

"When you walked up to it, the baby started peeing. When you walked away, it stopped. I drank it"

I [heart] beer, written in beer.

"My roommate and I were at a party and all these frat-tastic fucks were playing beer pong. Annoyed by polo shirts and popped collars, my roommate grabbed a cup. After pissing into the cup outside, he switched the water/rinse cup with the pee cup. Here is a shot of these guys rinsing their balls in my roommates urine as they continue the game of beer pong. Enjoy."

Dwyer, take a chill pill. Relax man, it's college!

If peeing your pants is cool, this guy's Miles Davis.