CollegeHumor: Peeing Stuff This Month

Men are sooo much simpler than women. And smarter!

Fri, 10 Jul 2009 07:32:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1916348"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/3/collegehumor.3f1fc897259ea5d124b6dfc35035226a.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1664708">heriberto</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 70 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

And from that golden shower she arose - beautiful, empowered, and covered in urine.

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 14:57:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1905748"><img src="http://9.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/5/collegehumor.03873397355408ca6f280ee568558361.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:19377">Crisis</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 64 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

It's customary in their culture for the captain to do this before a long voyage.

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 19:55:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1897393"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/7/collegehumor.5b15dcab30662abe9750ba3707705be7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1482690">./Fujiyama_Mama</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:736"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 8 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

A powerful step on the road for gender equality.

Sat, 08 Nov 2008 07:41:00 -0500

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1888560"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/d/collegehumor.033e9020f505890a734a673d606789f0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 80 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

The maid really pissed her off.

Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:52:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1886143"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/5/collegehumor.251a7678f16ef4eab04408b54b7364fd.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1410307">Not Jerry</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 23 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

McCanine marks his territory.

Wed, 29 Oct 2008 11:34:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885835"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/8/collegehumor.f000e770290066b0cb40a1e88142bc57.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1780706">Melissa</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 61 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Don't laugh, she had a tainted beef burrito at the football game and the line was just sickly long.

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:00:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1830729"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/d/collegehumor.af1a40659d025e70bd8fb58d0a744994.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 48 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Late Night Conversations

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 10:44:56 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> 2:45am

Kidney: Uh, Brain, things are getting a little full in here. I don't know how much longer I can hold everything in.
Brain: Oh, kidney, you're always the worrier. Just be creative with your storage. Check back in 30 minutes.

3:15am

Kidney: Yeah Brain, things are getting worse down here, We are at max capacity on both sides. I know this is against procedure, but we might need an overide and release pressure.
Brain: I will pretend you didn't say that. We have never overidden the system. IF things are as bad as you say, we will simply disengage the sleep cycle. Liver, how are we doing, you almost done with processing?
Liver: Negative sir, Looks like it was Tiki Tuesday night, I've got a bit more to go and kidney is telling me he can't fit any more. If I stop processing, I risk us all.
Brain: Dammit! That's not what I want to hear. I will disengage sleep cycle and release pressure. This will be fine, do nothing until you hear back from me.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1435929"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.73c192ceb79ecdca8ddd377a3c61ac27.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-08-10 10:44:56 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1435929">kino</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 31 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

This is how you class up a bathroom.

Wed, 16 Jul 2008 19:17:11 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1823224"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.r.31.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:582134">umberto</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:73"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 44 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />