"My aunt decided to try her hand at chocolate covered bananas. The only thing she could say when she pulled it out was immediately to her son, "DO NOT TELL YOUR SISTER TO EAT IT!""

So does it double as a telescope?

Is it more disturbing to see your past president with a raging boner or knowing now that he's waving to a group of rugged deck hands and seamen on shore.

Close-up on a digital microscope of a polar bear's appendage.rn

The Germans think they can one-up us, wait 'til we whip out the Washington Monument.

Remind me, if it looks like a penis is it a stalactite or stalagmite?

Chuck E. Cheese's new "House of Pain" just opened in Vegas.

Going for a brisk walk on the beach to reflect as his wife rests in the house, satisfied beyond her wildest dreams.

Looks like someone needs a tigg job.

Shamed by sweat.

This is what sperm see on the way out.

A deleted scene from Monster House.

Really, the kart itself is a phallic symbol too.

"Erected by His Wife"

Heh, 69.

Nobody knows how to party like civil engineers.

I fear for our grandchildren who may never know the sight of an iceberg shaped like a dick.

"It's a retention pond in Des Moines. The engineers who designed it claim they never saw any resemblance."

Prepare for rain, east coast.