He's messaging the emergency room.
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In today's episode, Dan hits the streets and gives a few warm compliments... just not to you.
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Please enjoy the show and set your cats to vibrate.
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Sometimes it's rude to pick up the phone when you're having a conversation with somebody.
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Hang in there!
In this modern world of vast technology, we have a variety of devices available to us for enhancing our communication. Unfortunately, we have all experienced the dark side of these so-called enhancements. Sarcasm is misinterpreted, nuances are...
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I don't feel like spending twenty minutes typing out an answer to texts like these: where do u want 2 be in 10 yrs? are u at the bar yet? compare it 2 another bar. ratify consti2tion: process? y r u pressing "...
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"Hey dude, can I call you back? My professor is insane."
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That's dedication.
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World's largest cell phone.
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"Can you hear me now? Nope? Sorry wrong Number."
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"3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3+3"
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Depressing online ad placement.
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"They really think things through at Merrimack."
This one's funny!
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Recovered alcoholic? Have a cold one on me!
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This one's funny!
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I bet Terry Bradshaw could save this day.
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My nextel kept dropping my calls and the phone was a piece of shit, so i changed networks and we decided to kill the phone with a shotgun!!
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disney 07 prank phone calls 3:00 in the morning room wake up calls by me malkin justin and natty
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