Michael Jackson Evidence #1 (dirty)

The official symbol of America under the Clinton administration?

"You have to see this..." Weird.

"The danger of masturbation!"

"What to do to the kid you're babysitting when you're not allowed to spank him."

It's like in Back to the Future, but with the Beatles!

Wait one second! That used to be.. why you crazy kids!!!

Yeah, I don't know what's going on here.

Putting a new spin on those crappy figurines your grandmother buys

Woah, dog-man. Watch it.

SWEET MOTHER OF GOD DON'T LOOK AT THIS IF YOU DONT WANT TO BE GROSSED OUT

The "new" Martha Stewart Living. What ever happened to that, by the way?

Mexican death penalty (nudity)

"Ronald could kick Jared's butt anyday!!!"

Legolas! Come on dude. Kate? Bosworth?

Something's weird here...

"Me and my cousin were watching Star Trek really high one night and thought this would be funny."

"X-Box is where it's at. If you still have Ps2, get with it flamer." Did you just write that seriously?

"Since you bastards are running so many 'Dude' pics..."

"This is my spoof on all those lame ESPN 'without sports' adds I see in magazines all the time. Nothing against athletes, just corporate broadcasting companies."