"The exhaust tip is a warp whistle..."
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28
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3 months ago
Some districts go overboard on school bus safety.
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198
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4 months ago
How are you supposed to smuggle moonshine in that?
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432
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7 months ago
You think that's something, you should see him jump it over ten buses.
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63
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7 months ago
Ready to Drive.
It runs on sour diesel.
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71
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7 months ago
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Every time it eats a car, it grows one segment longer.
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58
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11 months ago
Took it to the chop shop got the damn front dropped.
I'LL PAY ANY PRICE!
Get me down from here! Anybody? Help!
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84
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1 year ago
"White trash family showed up at the ice cream store I work at driving this."
The two lanterns they are using for headlights are outright dangerous.
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29
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1 year ago
The best of both worlds.
It's like CatDog.
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75
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1 year ago
That airbrush is so tight. For a second, I thought a wormhole really opened up in his hood and a space dolphin was going through it.
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29
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1 year ago
Apparently the people that made Trapper Keepers are getting into luxury cars.
You'll never catch me alive, coppers!
The pool won't fit, let's take a little more off the back.
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52
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1 year ago
Either a crazy car or a great Photoshop.
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1 year ago
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