I wonder if the guy who drives this is trying to compensate for something, like the fact he's insane.

You know, I'm pretty sure there is a reason that they usually don't make cars out of wood.

"Notice the coffee cans on the headers."

"It is from Alaska and is equipped with a full size stove, fridge and bathroom. The bunk beds are 3 layers high."

"My commanding officer paid $600 for a Le Baron and then painted it himself to be like the General Lee and he put the decals on the back and named it the "General Lee Baron"

This is the bus the retarded cool kids take to school.

"Only in Albuquerque." What does "only in Albuquerque" mean?

I had the idea to write "Porn Kings" on a pink hummer limosine years ago and I trademarked it, so somebody owes me some money!

F/S: Old car, decent milage, runs great, two stories.

Think about the redneck pool we could put in that!

They don't make 'em like they used to.

I hope they're using that set-up to fight crime. I would be.

What do you think this car's mileage is like?

"This pimpin ride is for sale in Illinois." Who would sell that?!?

What do you think is faster, this thing or the Batmobile? Trick question - nothing is faster than the Batmobile.

"In Milwaukee, we know how to ride in style."

My father says I can have anything I want and I want your bike, Pee-Wee Herman.

Just don't turn at over 20 miles per hour, or you'll die. Otherwise, this is a great car.