Keep driving, I only eat pizza with lead.
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Ordering pizza in the dorms and surviving freeloaders can be really hard.
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Can't it be both?
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Actually, I changed my mind. I'll have the pasta.
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OK, everybody listen the f*ck up right now. I want your full goddamn attention on me, the big guy, the number one man in this dump: the Papa. Here's what I want you pack of retards to tell me: could you all get any f*cking stupider? I'm sick...
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"The king has decreed - we're going to get one pepperoni, one half sausage/half peppers, and one plain."
"Our RA now regrets asking us to get rid of the boxes."
Team Tiger Awesome write in to say, "So we made a commercial set to be aired during the Super Bowl, but for some reason, CBS felt it was inappropriate. We really have no idea why."
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"Our residence RA wanted us to get rid of a pile of pizza boxes we'd been saving for a couple weeks. We made sure they were put to good use."
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Approximately 7 hours at 425 degrees later and...
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Anyone that doesn't like pizza is a jerk.
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I give up, let's get delivery.
Well, we can never get delivery from there again.
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WORST HOTEL EVER
And you thought the Pizzaz was only good for pizza.
Lazy man's sausage pizza.
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17
While it would be horrible if computers worked like this, it would be awesome if printers did.
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12
Pizza's like fuel, if you eat enough of it.
One week into Freshman year and they are already the best of friends.
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15
Deliver the pizza to the whale kiddie pool, not the turtle.
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