CollegeHumor: Planes Stuff This Month http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1908897 The Church of Top Gun Fri, 24 Apr 2009 11:58:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1908897 The Church of Top Gun nonadult comedy AKA the Ministry of Maverick. Top Gun, Church, Preacher, Mash-up, Movies, Planes <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1908897"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/0/collegehumor.a2ab03cd12fc012b7e18a9c0f987462e.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 33 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815970 Moving Runway Thu, 15 May 2008 09:55:06 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815970 Moving Runway nonadult comedy Mobile home driver speeds up to 60 mph. Outstanding! (A plane is also involved somehow.) Cars, Planes, Extreme, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815970"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/2/collegehumor.2bdcf5728aecfe742008f0c21d28297c.png"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 70 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1736399 Meanwhile On An Airplane... Tue, 17 Jul 2007 15:23:59 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1736399 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

A man clutches his chest and keels over into the aisle.

Stewardess: OH MY GOD! IS THERE A DOCTOR ON THIS FLIGHT?

Doctor: I'm a doctor. Step aside.

Stewardess: Is there anything you need?

Doctor:  Yes. Is there a nurse on this flight?!

Nurse: I'm a nurse.

Doctor: Dammit, there's no time, he stopped breathing. And if we don't act fast, we'll lose him.

Nurse: He's gone.

Stewardess: What? How?

Nurse: Is there a pathologist on this flight?!

Pathologist: I'm a pathologist.

Doctor: Any ideas?

Pathologist: From the way he fell it looked like a myocardial infarction. We won't know for sure until the results come back from the lab.

Stewardess: Wanna dumb that down for me? I'm not a rocket scientist.

Rocket Scientist: A heart attack.

Stewardess: Wow. A rocket scientist, a doctor, a nurse, a pathologist. What are the odds?!

Statistician: Roughly 1 in 140,000.

Doctor: Is there a pilot on this flight?

Pilot: Of course.

Doctor: We're going to need to turn this plane around.

Pilot: What about the career fair?

Career Fair Coordinator: I guess that can wait.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.7cc2e0696d5c5ce7891a75df31a50bd8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-17 15:23:59 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 299 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:61718 "The solo pilot tried to avoid a crash against the control tower by pulling over the two groups. Instead he crashed into them." Insane. Tue, 03 Aug 2004 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:61718 "The solo pilot tried to avoid a crash against the control tower by pulling over the two groups. Instead he crashed into them." Insane. nonadult comedy "The solo pilot tried to avoid a crash against the control tower by pulling over the two groups. Instead he crashed into them." Insane. accident, explosion, planes, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:61718"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/e/collegehumor.c8cc8bd224ba8b1228b023be77e731fc.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1078074">sgsslok</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />