A Lovers RemorseThe gentle strips,I feel with glee.Dripping wet, held close to me.I wish to tell you,of my love.Damnit I ate youA Bacon HaikuVery crispy crunch.Lovely flavour with in you.Damnit I ate you.A Loving Aroma I catch your aroma....
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4 months ago 
The Bursar: A LamentWhence I awoke one April mornAt my feet I found a letterFor it I read, with hateful scorn"You bill is due, pay you'd better."As such I leapt from my sweet bedTo face the bursar, come what mayI heard the rumblings in my head:"...
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7 months ago 
When the choices are all multipleAnd the answers could all BI keep on hoping that I can fill inEvery circle that I CBut my teachers have all taught meThat there's A most correct responseBut there are three or four of these to pickAnd I can only...
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Epitaph to Last Night: A College RhymeWalk up to the door,smile at a girl.Tonight ends with a whorebut not if I hurl. Five bucks to get inif you're not a hot babe.This extortion's a sin,but I lay down an Abe.!split The dude takes the...
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9 months ago 
Twas the last night of finalsAnd all across campusThe students weren't studyingThey were drunk off their assesThe books strewn All over the floorWhile backpacks were packedWith the Preferred Liqueur!splitThe Frat boys were nestled All snug in...
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1 year ago 
'Twas the night before Thanksgiving, when all through the town,Every creature was stirring their mixed drinks around;The Natties were poured into solos with care,In hopes that old drinking buddies soon would be there;The children were nestled...
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1 year ago 
Every invoice needs a nameEvery contract needs endorsementsYet every one of these looks the sameThey are merely office documentsIf you have a copy of a document the office needsBetter make it two, it's corporate policy...
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The RaveOnce upon a school night dreary, I sat studying U.S History,pouring over tomes and volumes, stopping only to check the basketball score,As I read about poor Lincoln, I heard my roommates try to creep in,Making much noise as they stammered...
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'Tis 9 AMEastern TimeA somber Tuesday morn'A paper due5 pages long"How Democracy Was Born"Mind is blankAn empty spaceDevoid of inspirationEyelids heavyPillow softI lack all motivationOh pills of orangeIn the bottom drawerUnderneath my magazinesI'm...
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Noble guests, students ye,patrons of universities,I pray you cease your revelryand hear my party soliloquy.Here I sit, cup in handbetwixt two dudeswho cannot stand.The extent of their inebriationsurely merits incarceration.Pong is playedcups are...
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4 cups diverged on a slippery tableAnd sorry we couldn't connect them thriceBut we 2 players, strong and ableLived up to our collective labelFor racking at 6 has been our viceThen took my partner, ball in palmAnd heaving plastic in the airAmidst...
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You really should not have included a photo;You look even worse than Hernando Desoto.Your beard and your eyes, your 'stache and your balding,You may not have heard, but they're all so appalling.It's a wonder, I swear, you became a rich poetThough...
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2 years ago
(Click For Full Size)This is the College of Philibin-FlastPlease let me know if I'm going too fast.There's grass on the ground, and in that there are worms,But the best grass you'll find, is the grass in the dorms.'Cause we have weed from the...
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2 years ago 
April 30th is the anniversary of Hitler's death. In remembrance of this day, CH asked a few celebrities to write poems...A rabbit sunrise.I once was in a movie.Hitler wasn’t nice.- Billy Baldwin So like who’s Hitler? Why am I in this...
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The Vader, in youth, schooled at a special academy,where he learnt of a force, not Nool-creature anatomy.And so Horton was fine, and the effort a-bunk,For the man in the cloak sent a choke to the trunk!Horton sneezed an ACHOO with a great burst of...
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3 years ago 
The Road Not Taken by Robert FrostI shall be telling this with a sighSomewhere ages and ages hence:Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one less traveled by,And that has made all the poop.!slice Romeo and Julietby Shakespeare'Tis...
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