He also ate $50,000 in non-consecutive, unmarked bills and his gun. The judge said the time he spent on the toilet was punishment enough.
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If found guilty, this kitten could spend the next cat-year in jail, roughly three human days.
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5 days ago
For those nights when you have to get home faster than 40 M.P.H. and puke on the kitchen floor.
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November 10, 2009
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3 weeks ago
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
Note to self: Delete all incriminating pictures before accepting a friend request from a cop.
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2 months ago
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2 months ago
They must watch Super Troopers in the car when they're chilling on the highway with the radar gun.
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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4 months ago
You won't believe who the driver is. No, it isn't Jesus.
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4 months ago
"What a cool police officer. He didn't even care that this car is stolen."
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4 months ago
Thanks to Will Schneider for the illustrations!
"I can't help it. I put down my first peaceful protest this morning!"
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6 months ago
Sure, he did zero dollars worth of damage, but now somebody's gotta reassemble everything.
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6 months ago
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