This actually won her the hearing-impaired vote.
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The Onion: McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists
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Think this is impressive? Hillary Clinton plays power forward for the WNBA's Sacramento Monarchs.
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Obama's bringing S.E.X.Y. (Social-Security Exchange Yieldings) back.
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Radar imagines what some historical American negative campaign ads may have looked like. Of course, in olden times, calling someone a scoundrel was enough to duel over.
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George W. BushEvery nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.F*ck you, Switzerland.Abraham LincolnFourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new...
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McCain's clinched the womens' vote, but lost the people-who-have-ears' vote.
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The senator has clinched the pro-life vote.
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Both men wanted to lead the people. Both men spoke eloquently. Both men were black.
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Embattled Detroit mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, invites his mom to speak at a rally for his re-election. Then things get loud. Very loud.
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The Obama smear campaign has reached a new "low."
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News item about Ashley Dupre, recently exposed prostitute of ex-NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer
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A Presidential candidate does his best to get views for his video.
Obama actually hired these covert employees to ruin Hillary's campaign.
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So does this make them anti-abortion?
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Submit your own Hillary _____ to this generator and set the political world alight!
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I like the Senator's stance on burping, but his flatulence policy sounds like typical Neocon rhetoric.
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Wait, which ones are the puppets again?
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The comedy trio Stella reunites to offer their unique thoughts on Senator Obama during a New York rally for the presidential hopeful.
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