It doesn't get much worse then getting drunk and crapping yourself... and rolling around in it... at the police department... and being a girl... and it being in the paper.

Now you can ACTUALLY soil yourself in the secrecy you've always wished for.

The cover was a good investment.

Gross, but I bet they got the message.

"The poor dog needs to learn to stay out of the trash." (gross)

"Would you do it for $100?"

"You think the picture is bad, you didn't have to smell it."

"He passed out on his couch and we shamed him nicely, then he woke up 2 hours later and walked into his kitchen, propped open my cooler and took a dump in it. Then he got up and passed right back out. Cheers from SUNY Oswego."

I get to eat the poop!

"I'm pretty sure this sign in Hebrew translates to 'no pooping on the street."

Wow, this is awkward but I seem to have pooped myself on your bumper cars. I'll be sending you the bill.

This sign may be a little silly, but I'm sure there is a noticeable increase in the alertness of anyone who reads it.

These liberal organizations will criticize the president for anything.

Just like my wife!

True story: This is the "dog poop girl." In South Korea, she refused to clean up her dog's poop on the subway. Someone took a picture and posted the picture on the Internet. It spread, and now all her personal information is on the Internet. Everyone in the country knows her and she is harassed constantly. That's my favorite brand of justice - Internet vigilante justice.

"Come on. It's still funny. Pretend your 10 years old again."

"This speaks for itself." (gross)

"Not much else to be said about that sign."

"People may be too comfortable with Oprah on national TV."