That's Not Toot, It's Poopy

When this girl does it, it's cute, but when I do it on a seventh-grade field trip to the science museum, I get ridiculed? Yeah, that's fair.

Polar Bear Poop

And to think I've actually eaten those things.

Poopfreeze

Finally, delicious poopsicles without all the waiting.

Poopie Poopie Hippo

Look closely: A seal comes out.

Everything Poops

Though it's impossible to say, it's safe to assume this idea started with the ketchup bottle.

Religious Persecution

Does the Bible not say, "Let he whose wiener hath not poopied cast the first stone?"

Japanese Bidet Toilet

You don't need to buy a fancy bidet, just always leave your sprinkler going in the front yard.

Phantom Pooper

In a small town, one person's business is everyone's business.

Not-So-Hungry Hippo

Sea World is now accepting applications for pool-cleaner. No experience necessary.

Space Toilet 9000

This crazy homeless man just got to the front of our lecture hall and started talking, so we asked him fun questions! (Just kidding -- he's an astronaut or something.)

Car Toilet

Cheetah's have their own way of calling shotgun.

Nose Deep

Elephant dung is a great source of protein and comedy.

Drinking Poop

This is a clip from the awesome Discovery Channel show "Man Vs. Wild" hosted by Bear Grylls. This isn't even the craziest thing he does in this episode.

Derrick's Jerry

Jerry has a rough day at math class.

Qollegehumor Quickie

Long distance pooping.

Oh Shart

"My friend wanted to buttercup (cup a fart) into my housemate's face. He accidentally sharted, but didn't realize until it was too late." How do you get revenge on that one?

TP Conservation

Many lumber jacks are only given a single sheet of toilet paper when they have to do their business. This tutorial will teach you their technique. It's gross, but it may save your life some day.

Shouldn't pooping yourself be an automatic disqualification? (gross)

So that's where grandma got the expression, "craps like a bear!"

I think they're talking about some form of new age potty training. But I don't speak Asian so I wouldn't know.