CollegeHumor: Pot Stuff This Month

I'd argue with this, but I'd rather just eat three bags of Doritos.

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 08:00:01 -0500

"Man, you got to melon out a little. Just go with the flow."

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:13:00 -0400

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Weed Dealer or Mom?

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:00:00 -0400

Make sure you call me.

Mom

I made cookies!

Weed Dealer

Nothing but the best for you.

Weed Dealer

This here is the good stuff.

Mom, referring to the name-brand soda she just splurged on at the A&P

I'm always around if you need me.

Weed Dealer

This weed is the dankest sh*t.

Best. Mom. EVER.

Are you by yourself?

Weed Dealer, unless you're walking home at 2am, then Mom

Got a nice selection for you today.

Weed Dealer/Mom who just went jean shopping

Make sure you get your money's worth.

Your Mom is a Weed Dealer

It doesn't matter how late it is, just call.

Weed Dealer

That sh*t ain't mine.

Weed Dealer/Terrible Mom

What are you doing later? Wanna hang out?

Mom, if it's your first Thanksgiving back from college. Otherwise, Weed Dealer

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/d/collegehumor.2500d10d3b58683f1224355d5ee015c3.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-04-28 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:293">Sarah Schneider</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 308 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

There's a pretty good chance the Domino's staff thought of this idea while blitzed outta their skulls.

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:20:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1908300"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/1/collegehumor.abc75b9d2786462dc6c64661c2d853f7.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1169489">Patrick Schneider</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1106"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 50 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Stoner-Vision II

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:00:00 -0400

Sober ::: Stoned

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Legalize Shrooms

Mon, 20 Apr 2009 11:00:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1906619"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/d/a/collegehumor.61132d1d97079366f7a6a10ae1686aaa.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1613 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

I trust you Wikipedia. You'd never steer me wrong, so I'll do it even though I've got my midterm project due tomorrow.

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:57:00 -0400

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Mary Jane

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 14:41:00 -0500

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Cleaning out that pumpkin must have been a real sticky icky mess.

Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:55:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885676"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/a/collegehumor.16f6809f5d1c94da1c0173ca05304c85.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 31 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Moments before the DEA lights the whole pile on fire.

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 14:57:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885305"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/5/collegehumor.e6b8f3e749f0c59bf8df92150465eced.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:288155">Atari Bigby</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:166"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 116 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Wait a minute! You CAN die from it? My 7th Grade gym teacher was right, it must have been his first time too.

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 17:08:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1832598"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/c/collegehumor.29b6e80fef9ee0758831797c87046aed.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1564490">Easy E</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 9 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

"A Check + really would've blown my mind to new heights"

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:11:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1831042"><img src="http://4.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/d/collegehumor.3684dbdbdcf3a6f8e3dc8dcd52d8e18d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1764972">Alex Kalisz</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 80 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Proof that most pot smokers are moochers.

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:07:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1828779"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/6/collegehumor.3d17973270a553e3e8689276992fa95b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:119218">OffWeGo</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:561"></a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 36 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Add a bag of doritos and this is stoner heaven.

Sun, 31 Aug 2008 05:35:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1828359"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/7/6/collegehumor.5455f2c7cdaafd5b8eb84d06fb9a1cd5.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 161 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />

Franco & Rogen Up In Smoke

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:02:20 -0400

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Oh Man, You Gotta Check This Out!

Fri, 20 Apr 2007 13:52:58 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Dudes, check out these pictures!

I can feel this color, man. It's rich and tasty.� But it's playful, too. It reminds me of The Beach Boys, most of their music is purple.

This can teach you, man.� It's math and it's beautiful! If you think about it, like, you can get smarter just looking at this picture.

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Discreetly Planning for 4/20 via Email

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 18:24:21 -0400

<table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Reply to: Timmy.Shaw@cannibuscollege.edu

Subject Line: Re: Celebrating This Friday

Hey everybody,

I hope you're all having a great week so far. I just wanted to remind you about the festivities coming up this Friday. It's a holiday so I'm getting a lot of birthday cake. I know a lot of you don't have birthday cake that much, and some of you have never even tried it. But I think this might be a great opportunity to give it a whirl.

Anyway, it should be about forty to forty-five bucks for an eighth of birthday cake. I know that seems kind of pricey, but the guy I'm getting it from says it's "really potent" birthday cake and should make you feel really chill.

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The greasiest marijuana you can buy!

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:33:45 -0500

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A History Of Highness

Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:59:21 -0500

Put your learning hats on, kids, because it's raining knowledge. This week Mental Floss and I are teaming up to teach you about...

Marijuana Milestones

1200 (B.C.): Cannabis has been around for a while, but the 1200’s marks the first time it’s mentioned in religious Hindu texts. Dubbed one of five sacred plants, it’s consumed in religious ceremonies worshipping the god Shiva. Shiva, of course, is the God of Just Chilling.

1600’s (A.D.): Farmers are encouraged to grow hemp in burgeoning American colonies for rope, sails and clothing. Hemp is even accepted as legal tender in Pennsylvania, Maryland and Virginia. George Washington supposedly grew the sticky weed at his plantation, which would explain all the camo netting and growing lamps I saw when I visited Mount Vernon last year.

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Maybe that's why he was all 'peace and love...'

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 03:36:00 -0400

<table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1698485"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/3/collegehumor.eeda2dc59ef46dcb8714d363683b0707.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:378326">Peter Pincoffs</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />