It feels like some substances might have been involved in the making of this video.
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Also beware of identity theft when you open MS Paint.
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This is a warning for kids and an instruction manual for molesters.
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Ken tried to use a condom, but he couldn't find his penis.
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Talk to your kids about obscure sexual acts... or somebody else will.
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A real Bro Rape PSA.
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Violence only leads to more dancing.
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Cancer is the biggest tool of all.
It's eating his hand!
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This still doesn't explain the blood in my stool.
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Joey and David would like to remind you that you can become a victim anytime, anywhere.
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This is why nobody should read books.
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Michaelangelo was so baked during the filming of this.
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So he sold his crown for coke money - I always thought there was something funny about his story.
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Make sure you watch until the Danny Glover cameo.
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Screw Brandon Tartikoff, kids these days want one thing, and one thing only: Johnny Dakota.
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This is probably why nerds don't smoke.
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What's worse: Chewing tobacco or stealing $28 million dollars from a sports franchise?
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Just say no... to "Those Guys."
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The most observant mother of all time. Also the creepiest mother of all time.
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